I wonder what Mike is cooking up?
Last I heard, he went trick or treating for Halloween, and ate too much candy!
That same night, he couldn't get his mask off, and they called 811 for emergency.
Obviously, Emergency never came, since they should have called 911.
So far, they have tried products called NEET, and NAIR with no positive results.
I understand that they took him to the Bikini Wax lady as a last resort.
Just a few days ago, Nov. 1st, there was a loud rrrripping sound coming from the Bikini Wax lady's cellar. That was followed by a scream so blood curdling that it could only be described as a sound made by a person who looked at his prints made by an application other than Qimage.
I got a "toot" yesterday (that is a cousin of a tweet) which advised that he should be on solid food by today.