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« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2015, 07:51:26 AM »

I know this report is on the heels of the one from only 2 days ago, but the results of exhaustive testing on 100 Amoebas and 5000 Paramecia have finally been released.
We are proud to announce that the Chaney Free Health Care clinic is now permitted to use the new UNCLOGGER in Qimage Ultimate for many procedures.

These are the pertinent results.
Keep the RED and MAGENTA engaged to keep arteries clean and clear.
Keep CYAN and BLUE engaged to keep veins clear and open.
Keep GREEN engaged to clean Bile ducts.
Keep the ORANGE engaged to absorb more vitamin C.
Keep the YELLOW engaged for Kidney stones.
Finally, Keep the RED, GREEN and BLUE engaged if there is need to flush out any Brown residue.

Epilogue.
More testing needed, but it appears that three consecutive days  of using the FULL PAGE UNCLOGGER will have you ready for your Colonoscopy!

Stay well,
Fred
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« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2017, 04:12:24 AM »

Is it still worth getting Qimage?
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« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2017, 05:04:12 AM »

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Is it still worth getting Qimage?

Even more reason.
Qimage now has VANISH

No  toilet paper needed anymore

http://ddisoftware.com/tech/qimage-ultimate/vanish-tool-a-new-use/msg21594/#msg21594

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« Reply #33 on: September 24, 2017, 06:01:50 PM »

I had been remiss in posting the latest improvements to the Chaney Free health care clinic.
We now have an A/B switch in Refine. Essentially a Before and After switch to see how the procedure is proceeding.
Imagine the surgeon at the clinic doing a gender change operation.
Using this revolutionary A/B switch he  can see what was there before and after he cut!!

We also added the ODR system. Optimal Detail Recovery.
All the surgeon need do is draw a yellow box around the area that needs more detail and Viola, you can even count everything
If you draw that yellow box for maximum detail around the proper area, you will be able to see the pheromones as they emanate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone
Actually see them? Only if you use Qimage Ultimate.
Just remember, whatever health plan you may have, The Chaney health care plan is always free with a copy of teh latest Qimage Ultimate.
 Enjoy,
Fred
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