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Author Topic: The Day after--( Debriefing Santa)  (Read 6503 times)
Fred A
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« on: December 26, 2012, 12:30:03 PM »

Santa's debrief!

Twas a clear night with stars a twinkling,

Looking for the Chaney house with my GPS a blinking

It's a gated Community with a guard in a gate house.

I tried to sneak through,

But he caught me, the louse!

What's the Username, he cried!!

Qimage, I replied!!

What's the Password, mate; Is it up to date?

It's in an email at home. I always forget it.

Better go home and get it!


So with the last gift of the night, I rose to flight

I adjusted my Levels, and swooped in Curves,

I had to get it right, it's frazzling my nerves.

With a reindius of 8 and a strength of  100,

The house was in sight, no more to be wondered.

Seven Windows in front, an Eight Windows in back.

I slowed to a landing with my hand in the sack.

Last gift of the night, I said with a whoop!

What's this? A can of Alphabet Soup?

The label on the can was meant to bemuse.

I smiled as I was no longer confused,

The label said, "ALL THE LETTERS ARE Qs"


Fred
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2012, 08:53:24 AM »

Strikes me you have had one brandy too many.

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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 10:18:12 AM »

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Strikes me you have had one brandy too many.

All joking aside, Jeff, All the emails (with pictures attached) and just text emails are being returned as undeliverable.

I have no other way to let you know other than to ask Terry to telephone you.

Happy New year!

Fred
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2012, 08:30:26 AM »

Fred

Sent replies to your last few emails to check

As far as I am aware I am receiving you loud and clear.

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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2014, 06:19:44 PM »

Thanks for this enjoyable read.

I'm ignoring the warning above.

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