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Mike's Software => Qimage Ultimate => Topic started by: MelW on April 01, 2021, 04:07:09 PM



Title: What - no April Fool ?
Post by: MelW on April 01, 2021, 04:07:09 PM
Was expecting to see an announcement of QU 2023.100 featuring multiple transformational layers, and new sliders for everything from noise reduction through sharpening, interpolation, color correction an industry first slider for print size and paper profile selection.


Title: Re: What - no April Fool ?
Post by: admin on April 01, 2021, 07:58:31 PM
I would have, but I just sold Qimage to Microsoft, so I no longer have a say!  They did such a good job with Skype and Mixer, I figured... WHY NOT?

;)

Mike


Title: Re: What - no April Fool ?
Post by: CHoffman on April 01, 2021, 08:39:54 PM
My cardiologist says, don't even think stuff like that!  ;D


Title: Re: What - no April Fool ?
Post by: Roy Sletcher on April 01, 2021, 11:48:06 PM
I may have mentioned this before in this forum. I have this recurring nightmare.

Two heavily laden Brinks bullion trucks labour into Mikey's driveway and cut their engines.
A robot clicks and whirs its way to Mikey's front door and rings the bell.
When a startled Mikey opens the door the robot hands him a clipboard. The attached sheet of paper reads.

Sign the NDA
Hand over the source code.
Take the vehicle keys. You now own the contents.



-rs-