Your right, I have zoomed in and in in image examiner and not a single word.

I give up you win.

 

Of course. Open the image in the Examiner in Qinage.

On the left tombstone you can see :
In memory of Mr. P. Shop
Inventor of Photo Shop. Survived my his eldest son Elements, and second son Light Room
He died of an overdose of Cloning.

On the right side Tombstone, you can see his recently deceased son L. Room
No apparent heirs.
Died in a strange accident
Was asphyxiated by being buried
under a ton of libraries
which he created
 to store your images
 so he could find them for you.

Fred
PS thereis a Fredrich something or other on a stone too.