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« on: February 19, 2013, 10:43:03 PM »

Tongue in cheek, of course,

New Sales Promotion!!

OK BUY QU.
 It now comes with CC at no extra charge.    (CC  Chaney Care, the no cost medical coverage)
   If you have red blotches, QU's blemish tool will fix it.
 If you have a liver ailment and your eyeballs are yellow, SEL Color will fix that.    RED eye, no problem.
 Need an amputation? Our Precision crop will take care of that for you.  Need Cataract surgery? No More! DFS will sharpen it all and remove the haloes from the cataracts... shall I go on?

Let's see if anyone has enough humor inside to be able to add to the list of coverage above.

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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 08:42:51 AM »

Tongue in cheek, of course,

New Sales Promotion!!

Let's see if anyone has enough humor inside to be able to add to the list of coverage above.

Fred

You are more successful than I.

I tried QU with a bikini clad model Smiley

Auto Correct Exposure - No effect she still kept the bikini on.

Shadow Ns.  No effect she still had bags under her eyes.

I am going back to PS E and the clone stamp Sad.

Just been caught by SWMBO ,   Oh, this is what you get up to in here is it? Reply. B---er off women can't you see I am busy touching her up Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 10:56:36 AM »

LOL! LOL! Jeff!

We also have a grafting department.... change the skin in Qimage.   

The horizon tool can set the angle of your bed for comfort...

C'mon... anyone else with a sense of humor?
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2013, 10:30:51 AM »

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We also have a grafting department.... change the skin in Qimage.   

The horizon tool can set the angle of your bed for comfort...

C'mon... anyone else with a sense of humor?
Fred

Additions to the Free Health Care Plan

We have FUSION that takes care of spinal problems.
We have Smart Sharpen which keeps our scalpels honed!
All our bedside monitors that beep; they all have been profiled!

Our operating room has "Cutouts" to ensure that your incision has a neat shape and will fade quickly!
In case of a need to treat hemorrhoids, we feature a one click 180 degree rotation!

I need some help here!!
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2013, 05:09:03 PM »

Here's a possibility.  To treat a skin rash like on the face, use Sel Col to restore natural skin tone!
Medical miracles with a click...
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2013, 12:32:46 PM »

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Additions to the Free Health Care Plan

More additions!!!
As of March 3rd, 2013, our Brain Surgeons no longer need to use those mini telescope goggles in the operating room.

INSTAVIEW is now replacing the goggles.  Select the area of the brain you need to see, let Instaview open, and LOCK it open.


Also implemented about a week ago was the Cancel Print job button,
This is a monumental achievement!!
We have found that post surgical patients who have gone from the OR to Recovery, and who might not be doing so well can now have the surgery that was just finished, in a REDO state.
Simply hit the CANCEL button with the red X and the performed surgery and the patient revert back to *before* the surgery.

... and to think, this all comes FREE with Qimage Ultimate!

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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2013, 12:23:12 PM »

Another delivery of a Fine Addition to our care center!!
If you recall, Instaview replaced the brain surgeon's telescopic goggles.
Now, a button on the Instaview takes the patient right to the IMAGE EXAMINER.
It's giving our surgeons the ability to EXAMINE their resecting, dissecting, and intersecting at the click of a button!
Next,
We need some hot nurses!

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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2013, 12:58:27 PM »

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Another delivery of a Fine Addition to our care center!!

Folks, this particular procedure has always been available, but only as elective surgery.
Now, offered for the first time in any Free Medical coverage from Qimage Ultimate only, "The Joan Rivers" * Face-lift* Plastic Surgery
Works like this:
Put a wrinkled face in the queue.
Go into the editor.
Set the DFS (or USM) to SELECT RGB tone, and eye dropper click on the face.
Try a radius of 4 and a strength of -125 (That's minus 125).
Now move the slider from MAX down to 90% and check the wrinkles.... want to remove more, slide to 85 or 80%.


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Oh, we are building a new WING!   Of course when the building is complete it will only be for bird pictures!
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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2013, 04:56:39 PM »

Oh boy!
Happy to announce a new age piece of equipment which was delivered about 6:00 PM EDT on Wednesday
It's an electronic marvel which now allows our Doctors to do Operating Room procedures within a few seconds of the patient being wheeled into the OR.
No more time wasted washing and scrubbing hands. Just hold! Wait for the light to turn green! Start the procedure.

Barely enough time to wipe the blood off the scalpel from the last one.
Thank goodness for Tone Targeted Sharpening and Deep Focus Sharpening.  We can sharpen that puppy up in a blink of an eye.

During the procedure you will be guided by route signs along the way.
FINAL RAW... of course that means you have the highest quality operating team to work with.
Draft Raw.... that means your hospital gown is untied in the back!

Qimage Quality

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2013, 10:19:11 AM »

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Aah! It took a few months for the delivery to arrive at the Chaney Care (No Cost Medical coverage) Center.
We now have a Plastic Surgery/face lift/boob job wing.

With the addition of the new Custom Print To File feature, our digital surgeons can now do the above procedures very easily with precision heretofore never available.
Imagine! With face lifts, nose jobs, and boob jobs being the latest fad, it has become more important for the digital surgeon to be able to fit the new appendage to match person's needs.

He can use the Length, Width, and depth adjustments to advantage.
Imagine a nose created to be 2.2 inches long, .5 inches wide and 300 pixels deep. For the first time a 3 dimensional nose selector.

Imagine an actress placing an order for  5" wide x 7" high x 1200 pixels deep boobs.

Chaney Care gets better and better.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2013, 09:24:43 AM »

Here we go!!!!!
Another medical marvel added to the repertoire of the Chaney Care Free Medical facility.

As of a few days ago, The ULTIMATE Facility now has an SCB department!
SCB = Smart Color Boost.


That's right! At the touch of a mouse click, you can take away that pale wan look to your skin and make skin youthful and healthy looking.
It also replaces that lack luster, somber, Pennsylvania in February look to your outlook .... converting to a world of bright happy people cavorting in a landscape of flowers and color.

One test treatment of SCB, and you throw away your Valium!

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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2013, 02:21:29 PM »

Here we go!!!!!
Another medical marvel added to the repertoire of the Chaney Care Free Medical facility.

As of a few days ago, The ULTIMATE Facility now has an SCB department!
SCB = Smart Color Boost.


That's right! At the touch of a mouse click, you can take away that pale wan look to your skin and make skin youthful and healthy looking.
It also replaces that lack luster, somber, Pennsylvania in February look to your outlook .... converting to a world of bright happy people cavorting in a landscape of flowers and color.

One test treatment of SCB, and you throw away your Valium!

Fred

You are correct, tried it yesterday on skin tones. the red adjustment did a very good job.

Had we been cavorting in February we would have gone very blue, doubt even SCB would have been able to revive us.  Of course we cavort in the nude, now that's a sight to be savoured.

All will be glad I am signing off for a few days.

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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2013, 12:14:46 PM »

New Equipment arrived for the Qimage-Chaney Free Health care wing

There is now a Search tool which is approved to replace the MRI which can find any procedure that the doctor has done before.

Imagine!   The surgeon in the operating room.  He asks for quiet, and requests the special nurse that holds the "OPERATIONS for DUMMIES" book open for him.
NO MORE!
Now she sits with her laptop, Qimage Ultimate open, and on command, searches for the last time the doctor did this procedure.
One more click, and it's on the screen.

Type "innie" or "outie" and have the Qimage Ultimate search for a full selection of belly buttons for your best choice for your next Plastic Surgery.

A perfect nose job!  Tag that image and be able to pull that up on command. 

Endless possibilities!!

All you need is a 2014 Qimage Ultimate.

Enjoy
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2013, 10:25:28 AM »

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magine!   The surgeon in the operating room.  He asks for quiet, and requests the special nurse that holds the "OPERATIONS for DUMMIES" book open for him.
NO MORE!
Now she sits with her laptop, Qimage Ultimate open, and on command, searches for the last time the doctor did this procedure.
One more click, and it's on the screen.

We just received the updated model of the new machine that eliminates the need for the Operations for Dummies book.
This one, model 109, now allows you to delete from the data base, operations that failed; patient expired; called orphaned tags.

The Free CC Chaney Care health plan is always there for you!!
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2013, 10:45:37 PM »

As per the quote beow:

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As of a few days ago, The ULTIMATE Facility now has an SCB department!
SCB = Smart Color Boost.


That's right! At the touch of a mouse click, you can take away that pale wan look to your skin and make skin youthful and healthy looking.
It also replaces that lack luster, somber, Pennsylvania in February look to your outlook .... converting to a world of bright happy people cavorting in a landscape of flowers and color.

which reported the new equipment that would do Joan Rivers proud, the upgraded model arrived today.

Now your plastic surgeon can actually select your new facial color to almost infinite accuracy...
Get a tan in February... get highlights into your girlfriend's hair without a beauty salon appointment...
So many possibilities...

Your free Chaney Medical at work.

Fred
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