Santa's debrief!

Twas a clear night with stars a twinkling,

Looking for the Chaney house with my GPS a blinking

It's a gated Community with a guard in a gate house.

I tried to sneak through,

But he caught me, the louse!

What's the Username, he cried!!

Qimage, I replied!!

What's the Password, mate; Is it up to date?

It's in an email at home. I always forget it.

Better go home and get it!


So with the last gift of the night, I rose to flight

I adjusted my Levels, and swooped in Curves,

I had to get it right, it's frazzling my nerves.

With a reindius of 8 and a strength of  100,

The house was in sight, no more to be wondered.

Seven Windows in front, an Eight Windows in back.

I slowed to a landing with my hand in the sack.

Last gift of the night, I said with a whoop!

What's this? A can of Alphabet Soup?

The label on the can was meant to bemuse.

I smiled as I was no longer confused,

The label said, "ALL THE LETTERS ARE Qs"


Fred

All joking aside, Jeff, All the emails (with pictures attached) and just text emails are being returned as undeliverable.

I have no other way to let you know other than to ask Terry to telephone you.

Happy New year!

Fred

Thanks for this enjoyable read.

I'm ignoring the warning above.

Vlady